Hey people. How's it been going? Good I hope. Guess what happened to me today. Absolutely nothing. At least not anything worth mentioning. So I have decided to give you the details of my day. Here goes nothing:
Went to sleep this morning around 6 am. Talking to some sexy lady all night. Conversation became pretty twisted by 4 am but hey, that's what sexy ladies do to me. We both realized that what we thought was a conversation was no longer a conversation. Just a bunch of verbal diarrhea to keep us awake and talking. The things we do when we're really diggin' someone, ya' know. I vaguely remember something like, "You hang up." "Nooo, you hang up." "Nooo, you first." Like 20 minutes of this. Now ain't that some sweet shit.
Woke up around 1:30 pm. Went to kitchen and poured myself some stale ass coffee. Yummm. Fuckin' yum. Now I know this might be a little too much for you guys but fuck it. I'll tell you anyway. We're all family right. Coffee plus me equals monster shit. I am pretty regular that way. Bathroom reading was pretty enjoyable even though I think I reread the chapter. Thought I was psychic or the book pretty predictable but no, it was my half-sleep dumb ass. Finally managed to stand up from the shitter after my legs went all numb and I was kinda nauseous from the stale ass coffee and this California heat. So I wobbled my ass into the kitchen and poured that muck into the sink, microwaved two hotdogs, placed them on some soft, cheap wheat bread with plenty of mustard and inhaled them with some Flamin' Hot Lays and a big ass cup of cold water. Yummm. Smoked a stale ass Newport and wondered why in the hell I smoke these nasty fuckers. Wondered how my lungs were doing. Put the cigarette out, turned on this raggedy ass computer, logged into overpriced AOL, read some poetry, read some journals, chatted a second with the sexy lady who left me hanging like forever, then I took a nap. This heat was really killing me. Sweated like two fat people hot-boxing in a Beetle with a turkish water pipe. Woke up. Looked around like "what the fuck." Wondered if someone had pissed on me or something. Then realized that I was sweating like a hog because I'm a fat fucker. Thought about taking a shower but was like "fuck it!", it ain't Saturday yet. The rest is pretty much a blur which is really strange because I remember watching CSI on SpikeTV but I DON'T REMEMBER SHIT ELSE. Fucking frightening, huh?
So, now I'm here typing this shit out wondering why I'm typing this shit out. This is really one big ass over-sharing entry but oh well. That's what happens when you allow someone with too much time on their hands to have freedom of speech and a journal for the world to see. So here you are world. Hope you enjoyed.
On a serious note... If you've read Emani's journal then you know what happened to her and Ladessa's cousins. So all that I ask of you is to pray for their well being and also for their state of mind. Pray that they slow down. Hopefully, everything will be OK.
That is all.
uuuumm, thanks for sharing all that info with ud.. (i dunno why but i just felt i HAD to say that).
okay, I am catching on real quick...spill it out! you have some explaining to do! And so does she! (I know who it is
) I'm going to talk to her! Oh and thanks for praying and shouting out my family like that! That was real sweet.
Yes I truly appreciate how you mentioned our family. You are very kind and It makes me happy that you cared enough to put it in your entry. That is not only sweet of you but very considerate. I can only hope that all the prayers change things for the better. Thank you so much for that. 
Lonnell, you are the silliest! I'm here at the office bustin' out laughing! You made my day, hon! Thanks! 
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